Twitter pal Joanne (@jm_ingram) comes through again with this winning proper noun error. Learn from Mr. Rewrite's mistakes, Joanne, and keep your eyes on the road. But thanks.
Beyond the obvious problem with Nestle, this retailer would benefit from adding decimal points to its sign. Either that or Cottonelle toilet paper is made out of spun gold ("It's softer and more absorbent, as well as a recession-proof investment!").