Guess Chandler, Ariz., police should issue a bulletin for capital C missing from today's crime log: "The subject is believed to be sans serif and answers to 'Arial.'"
P.S. Did you know that rime is a word meaning light frost that forms on cool objects from water droplets in fog? Mr. Rewrite is embarrassed to admit that he didn't. Dylan Smith of the well-edited Tucson Sentinel pointed it out.